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Sittable 

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.
I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.
Sittable by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019
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A face that's sexy enough to sit on
"God damn, that face is definitely sitable" *Jon says after looking in the Mirror
Sitable by Montgomery Nipps July 2, 2012

Un-Shittable-On 

1. The ability to stay cheery no matter how much shit life throws at you.
Denise: Wow, Jackie seems so happy. She's all smiles even though David just broke up with her.
Cindy: Yeah, that's Jackie though, she is un-shittable-on.
Un-Shittable-On by Pudge Jefferson December 29, 2009

shittable 

and adjective used to describe anything that is able to exit your poop chute into the watery depths below.
that cornbeef sandwich i had isn't shittable! I'm giving birth out my ass!
shittable by Pistol Petes August 2, 2008
To sit on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport
To sit down on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport in the darkness and figuring out that its clean so its sitable
Sitable by LBASHITE April 23, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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