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Small town in West Yorkshire, mainly known for its pubs and nightlife.

A nice quiet country village during the week, turns into an animalistic drinking zone come Friday evening.

Chavs can be found lurking in areas such as the park, graveyard, school playground and the memorial... usually with a bottle of lambrini or cider and a joint.

The women drink pints and the men fight, usually outside the Robin Hood pub on a weekend.

The people of Silsden dont care for outsiders and many residents dont like to leave the place, even though they complain about it being really shit.

Silsden can be quite a good night out if your into that sort of thing. everyone knows everyone and if you fancy a party after the pub there is usually some form of house party/ drug session goin on somewhere!

Most of the females from silsden are hairdressers or beauty therapists and the lads tend to be brickies or labourers, or they make a career of working in the co-op. (also known as the cwarp by locals)
"fancy a pint in Silsden?"

"erm.. no!"
Silsden by hatttttieeeeeeeee August 20, 2009
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nice little town full of single mums with a drink and cocaine problem and ground-workers with a ketamine problem, can find local youths at the memorial/bandstand on the ganja.
Most people enjoy drinking and drug taking Monday-Sunday 365 days of the year.
Common jobs are hairdresser and beauty for the ladies and bricklaying/groundwork for the men.
Fancy a pint in silsden?” “Hope you have brought drugs
Silsden by Unknown_savage_69 November 22, 2023

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026