shlemp 

verb. the act of making a mistake or messing up in the manner of a schloon

noun. idiot or schloon

You shlemped the answer where you put in the wrong number.

The shlemp got a parking ticket because he did not read the sign.

shlemp by The mec e February 27, 2009

kemp-shlemp 

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.

The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!

kemp-shlemp by jpperera October 5, 2009

slemp 

inadvertently screwing someone over.

Well, I was going to hang out with Nate today, but he slemped out on me.

I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.

Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.

slemp by peterpooper November 1, 2010

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Shleep

When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.

Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"

Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"

Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"

Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"

Shleep by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016

shlemo 

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008