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originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
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Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
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Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
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Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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