shlomp 

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

shlomp by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004

Shlomp 

buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

Shlomp by Lavawarrior December 18, 2009

shlomp 

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

shlomp by papadabz January 4, 2021

Shlomp 

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

Shlomp by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

shlomp 

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

shlomp by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Shlomp 

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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Shlomp by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Shlomp 

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

Shlomp by Pyroethical July 23, 2018