Are you shitreous? 

Actually a combination of "Are you shitting me?" and "Are you serious?" Often used to make the expression of awe more intense, but usually it makes you look uneducated.

The Batman: I'm awesome.
Superman: Are you shitreous?

Are you shitreous? by Oh shit. April 21, 2009

Are you shitreous? 

A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

Are you shitreous? by perthguy April 14, 2009

Shitrus 

When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.

"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."

Shitrus by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

shitorious 

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

shitorious by sdurfee February 2, 2018

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

Shitrus 

The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.

"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."

Shitrus by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013