shit raped
shit raped by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006
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Shit Rape
The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.
Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
Shit Rape by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015
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Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"
Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."
Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"
Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."
Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"
Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
shit rape by estimated_eyes June 7, 2009
shit rape
when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
shit rape by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
Shit Rape
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shit a brick and rape you with it
To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.
shit a brick and rape you with it by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007
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