Seasoned Gay 

A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).

Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!

Seasoned Gay by True Seasoned Gay July 5, 2009

Sextzoned 

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.

Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!

Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018

seasoned toker 

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker

"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"

seasoned toker by ismokeganja January 23, 2009

SEASONED 

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

SEASONED by have2hunt October 24, 2014

Sextones

Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.

"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"

Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020

seasoned 

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

seasoned by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

seasoned skillet 

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

seasoned skillet by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009