A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).
Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!
by True Seasoned Gay July 6, 2009
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The syndrome that occurs when the new onset of cool fall weather causes a gay person to become extra snuggly/touch-feely. Lesbians are particularly affected by SAG.
Sara: Mmmm, pumpkin spice.....uh, why are you putting your hand up my shirt? We're in public.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.
by vag on the reg October 31, 2016
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