5 definitions by whenimaqueen

Kikzoned

A situation where you put yourself into when you're desperate as fuck to find true love on Kik.

M: I'm really pissed right now!

W: Why?
M: This guy I've been chatting with on Kik for a week kikzoned me.

by whenimaqueen August 23, 2018

Feeling extremely unhappy because the weekend is over and you have no choice but to go back to reality.

Mondaze at work. Wish it was Friday!

by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018

That feeling of absolute happiness after a long days work and you can finally head home and relax.

Finally having a homegasm after being so stressed all day at work.

by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.

Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.

by whenimaqueen September 2, 2018

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.

Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!

by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018