Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.

"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"

Zombie Sea Gulling by caseyFragile October 6, 2010

Sea Gulling 

when spending all night trying to take a girl home from the bar and at the last minute another douche swoops in and takes her home much like a seagull would do with your hotdog at the beach

I talked to this hot chick all night at the bar and then right before closing Bobby seagulled her from me and took her home. That douche is always sea gulling

Sea Gulling by Smcgett24 December 20, 2010

sea gulling 

while receiving oral sex fake an orgasm then cum in your hand and throw it over her face when she's not expecting it

"my girl was giving me head the other day, i came in my hand and threw it over her face when she wasn't expecting it. now that's good sea gulling"

sea gulling by b.w October 1, 2007

Sea Gulling 

An act of art performed when a couple are performing sexual intercourse.
Performed with a group of males in a cupboard masterbating untill the said couple are about to come to a conclusion.
As the conclusion approaches, the said males will proceed from the cupboard masterbating and making sea gull noises over the couple previously mentioned.

Sea Gulling, as described above, or on various internet websites.

Sea Gulling by MJG20 July 20, 2009

Seagulling 

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

Seagulling by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey April 18, 2006

Seagulling 

When watching others have sex in a car, you wank off and spunk on the wind screen then run away.

I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!

Seagulling by KamMan April 16, 2013

seagulling 

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

seagulling by mynameislucy July 8, 2005