seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
by mynameislucy June 28, 2005
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when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.
Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4
by brotherinspirit September 08, 2008
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to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled
by redvynal July 17, 2003
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to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car
i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling
by Evan4401 October 09, 2010
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To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.
She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling
by TLO Smudge April 26, 2004
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When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.
"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"
by Thom Dixon June 24, 2005
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The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.
dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.
by l.salvona February 22, 2011
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