scrotismal 

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011

scrotumscribe 

to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum.

Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls.

scrotumscribe by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007

Scrotuminium 

(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.

Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.

Scrotuminium by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013

scrotomima 

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey

Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

scrotomima by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

scrotumific 

Something so horrendously bad, it makes you feel like licking a scrotum just to get the bad taste out of your mouth, no matter what it is, be it a video game, a movie, or a television show.

Dragonball Evolution is something that most Dragonball Z fans will say is scrotumific.

scrotumific by Tekkenfreek234 February 25, 2011

Scrotamise 

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

Scrotamise by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Scrotumitis 

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.

A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.

Scrotumitis by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018