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Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.
Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.

Scoutmasters Handshake 

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.
My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

ScrotumStroked 

Having a person do whatever it take to make a male climax.
Man this girl had me on empty. i have never had my ScrotumStroked like that in my life!

scrotumbasherr 

Pro siege player/squeaker. Honestly, the best artist, makes a perfect outline of bullet holes around the enemy making their jaw instantly drop and they start cumming/shitting. The 0.16 KD brings all the bitches, but mostly men.
Player 1: "OMG ITS SCROTUMBASHERR!"
Player 2: "SHIT HIDE YOUR DICK!"

Scoutmaster 

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)
I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.
Scoutmaster by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022