look up any word, like daquan:

5 definitions by Tekkenfreek234

 
1.
Not has such an uprising of racism, hatred, stupidity, misspellings, and other such reprehensible behaviors been seen since the founding of 4chan in 2003. Allegedly a mini-forum, so to say, to give video watchers a place to criticize, discuss, and comment. What can effectively be called the "comment section" on YouTube is truly devoid of anything redeemable in nature, where commentators seemingly try their damnedest to do anything but comment, criticize, or discuss. Reading YouTube comments on a video relating to politics, religion, stereotypes, and the like, will often compel those curious enough to let their eyes dangle at the mosh pit of insanity to wonder what has driven most of these people to achieve such great failure.

The comment section on YouTube is truly despicable, mainly due to a lack of moderation by the staff, video owners, and etcetera. True, the occasional intelligent person will seemingly slip through the waves of unintelligible jargon that YouTube renders endlessly, but they are often rare, like finding a lonely message in a bottle, floating among the waves in a sea of urine.
YouTube comments are vile in nature because, naturally, if you give man a mask of anonymity, he will show more of himself than he would anywhere else.
by Tekkenfreek234 December 30, 2010
241 28
 
2.
Better known as OWN, this is a channel exclusively dedicated to 24/7 daytime programming, but is subject to change in the future, as it is still in it's infancy. Also serves as an early sign of Oprah's plans of dominating the world taking place.
Person A: Hey, Oprah Winfrey has her own network now called the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Person B: Word? You won't catch me watching that shit.

Person A: True, but it won't be long now until you hear about an Oprah Winfrey country populated by nothing but middle-aged housewives.
by Tekkenfreek234 January 03, 2011
22 4
 
3.
A show that comes on around midnight or so to advertise a useless product. It lasts about 28-30 minutes with cheesy and over-the-top acting. Most of the time, you watch it when you can't get any sleep and you're too tired to know any better. In this state, you're convinced that you're in desperate need of a small step ladder with an mp3 player and bluetooth capabilities.
That infomercial convinced me that I need a shower radio that can also dice tomatoes. I think I wasted that $150.00.
by Tekkenfreek234 March 14, 2009
21 3
 
4.
A form of minor amnesia for when you inexplicably experience the burning urge to look something up and immediately rush to the proper website to look something up only to forget what you wanted to search for.
I was falling asleep on the couch one night, when suddenly, a random thought popped into my head. I rushed to my computer and brought Google up, but by the time I was ready to search for anything, I experienced Webnesia.
by Tekkenfreek234 December 31, 2010
6 0
 
5.
Something so horrendously bad, it makes you feel like licking a scrotum just to get the bad taste out of your mouth, no matter what it is, be it a video game, a movie, or a television show.
Dragonball Evolution is something that most Dragonball Z fans will say is scrotumific.
by Tekkenfreek234 February 07, 2011
4 0