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Poor Tommy Cruise was brainwashed by those freaks of scientology.
by camry June 28, 2005
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A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.

A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.

practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
Scientology is an absolute sham, and considered to be a cult by many.
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Bush's administration is so bad at hiding things and all the crap they say just comes off as scientology.
by thread January 27, 2008
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A cult that thinks it is a religion that is pretty much a scam. There is no word that can discribe it at all. It has no evidence backing it up unlike most of the other religions in the US.
You broke my BS meter when you tried to convert me to scientology.

Scientology is based off a book and movie. With no history backing it up.
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A "religion" founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubard. The central beliefs are that an alien named Xenu trapped alien souls in people, or on earth, or something like that. No one is really sure, but it's almost unanimously accepted as a science fiction money making scam because to actually find out what it's about, you have to pay a boatload of cash.

The best explanation of Scientology can be found in the season 9 South Park episode, "Traped in the Closet", where Stan is thought to be the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubard and Tom Cruise wont come out of the closet.
Anyone who believes Scientology is on something strong, lives in California, or both.
by Em K. 23 January 31, 2011
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a highly contagious disease sexually transmitted by tom cruise
nicole kidman was once at risk of catching scientology
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Another fuckin con.

When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?
If you're looking for the truth try the bible.You don't have to be lead around by some group of con men who only seek to brainwash you into giving them all of your money.Plus if you actually read the bible Christ warned in advance that these rotten sob's were a bunch of con men.Plus if you get too involved with that garbage then you'll actually sell your soul to the devil.

Turn away from that trash while you still can.
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