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Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!
paralytic by ant July 5, 2004
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Paralytic Possum 

The ultimate female sub. The subbiest of all subby female subs. Extremely submissive woman.
A submissive woman isn’t enough for me, I need a paralytic possum.
Paralytic Possum by Bhigdon November 29, 2021

paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)
Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus
paralytic ileus by Mista God January 1, 2012

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.
parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Food Paralysis 

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.
Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
Food Paralysis by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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