Justin's definitions

feelings

Feeling are for bitches

hey, you're a bitch, how are your feelings?

by justin January 11, 2005

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

Sketchy

When a suspicious being is wandering about acting drunk and staring at you

yo man that sketchy drunk smells like bacon

by justin April 22, 2003

Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch

1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"

by Justin October 13, 2004

:/

The act of being:

1) Unsure
2) Sarcasm
3) "Yeah sure."

<Drthodt> I can program in Java
<Just1n> Sure Drthodt. :/


Also see: :) :|

by Justin April 13, 2004

stridor

Someone that does not have a place to live and mooches off other peoples places. Sometimes a Stridor will be at your place when nobody else is there.

Occasionally I come home and see this stridor eating my food and sleeping on my favorite couch.

by Justin November 11, 2004

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003