scientology - 75 billion years ago, (3 times longer then the universe is belived to be by top scientists) in a federation of 11 galaxy's, warlord 'xenu' the dominant figure in the federation had a population crisis, so paraletic drugs were administored to trillions of the populus and then they were transported via dc-10 space planes, planes from the 50's and 60's, they were then dropped around the planet earths volcano's, and then atom bombs were fired inside them to instantly kill the trillions of 'thetans'. To stop the souls from escaping xenu had large force fields and ghost hovers to suck up the souls of the 'thetans' and placed them in 3-D viewing stations, basically 3-D cinema which showed 'xenu's' false gods, every other relgious belife and left them to wonder the planet eternally, but intellegent life formed and the thetans massed around the hosts and poisoned ther minds with relgion, and scientology claims to be the only way to remove this unhappyness through auditing sessions,and through a perminant subcription, and constatnt purchasing of over 3000 books on how to live in a scientological fashion. The creator as im sure you know was l.ron.hubbard, the most sly sex pest know to have exsisted, the law should forbid scientology to exsist due to it being utterly rediculous beyond belife and reason, its a money sapping con and will lead to disspear and brainwashing.
if your a follower of scientology please kill youself
by jon puzzle February 04, 2008
1. Something people do when ordinary answers don't seem good enough.
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2. Study of mental processes and improvement thereof.
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3. Institution for life improvement using communication, ethics, and a study of spirituality.
1. "He is doing Scientology."
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2. "Her Scientology has helped her with her compulsions."
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3. "They have become more ethical since getting into Scientology."
by your friend, Mark January 05, 2008
A subject that quite a few people think they know ALL about without doing any real research.

The owners of the mainstream media (i.e. the owners of this planet) rely on the hypnotic gullibility and suggestibility of a large % of Earth people.

This fact ensures that people spend countless billions of dollars on psychiatric drugs every year and support war while mindlessly attacking a subject which can help create a sane civilization on Earth.
Joe: "Scientology is a weird brainwashing cult!"

Bill: "Scientology is actually just a subject, but tell me, how many Scientology books have you read?"

Joe: "None, but I did watch a TV show about it and I just repeat what I hear since I can't think for myself."

Bill: "You dumbass!"
by Anonymous Alien October 27, 2007
The only religion PROVEN to increase sanity.
"Scientology is the means to achieving perfect mental clarity."
by Reverend Jacob K Reist February 13, 2008
Scientology was founded in 1952 by L. Ron Hubbard, an American science fiction writer and author of the best-selling book "Dianetics" (1950), which launched a popular self-enhancement movement out of which the Church of Scientology emerged.
The name Scientology means "knowing how to know," and it maintains that it "constitutes man's first real application of scientific methodology to spiritual questions." Scientology asserts it is not merely a belief system but a mode of action, and it has a complicated vocabulary of its own. Its basic postulate is that experience, in this or in previous lives, is recorded in the brain as a series of "engrams." These engrams are revived and reinforced by recurring similar situations and always cause inappropriate and self-defeating behavior. One's goal of Scientology is to "process" or clear these engrams and become more self-determining. By erasing these accretions from one's present and past lives, one releases the essential, spiritual self or soul called the "thetan." Scientology has ministers who perform some religious rites and sacraments, but their main function is individual counseling. Scientology is tightly organized from the top down, with a close-knit inner circle and many highly committed adherents, including such celebrities as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. The church has impressive property holdings as well as a history of conflict with the U.S. and British governments.
L. Ron Hubbard's best-selling book "Dianetics" is probably the closest thing to sacred scriptures for the Church of Scientology.
(BTNH)HEY look a bunch of crackers (CTONN)ha ha ha ha ha hahhahah /scientology guy/ we are not crackers (BTNH) FUCK U damn blue eyed cracker
by BTNH February 04, 2005
"Scientology is knowledge. That's all Scientology is. The word Scientology means knowledge. That's all it means. Scio means knowing in the fullest sense of the word. Many people believe this is named after "science." No, is's scio; knowing in the fullest sense of the word; studying how to know in the fullest sense of the word. But this is the same word as Dharma, which means "knowledge"; Tao, which means "the way to knowledge", Buddhism, which means "the way to spiritual knowledge." It's an old word, a very old word. It happens to contain within it today possibly the bulk of what is knowable in terms of theory that is immediately knowable to anyone anywhere."
Who cares what happens when others do not? The Scientologist. Who can help handle criminality, drug abuse , illiteracy? Anyone who choices to get Scientology applied. Who are the Scientologists? Those who are opinion leaders in the arts, science's and technology.
by MaxLogic June 10, 2005
Scientology believes man to be basically good, not evil. It is man’s experiences that have led him to commit evil deeds, not his nature. Often, he mistakenly seeks to solve his problems by considering only his own interests, which then causes trouble for both himself and others. Scientology believes that man advances to the degree he preserves his spiritual integrity and values, and remains honest and decent. Indeed, he deteriorates to the degree he abandons these qualities.
I found out with Scientology that I am not as bad as I thought I was.
by GIORA April 25, 2005
Scientology Aims:
A civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights, are the aims of Scientology
I agree with the aims of Scientology. It is addressing everybody's freedom.
by GIORA April 25, 2005

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