A halfassed plot for a sci-fi novel turned into a 'Religion' by L. Ron Hubbard.
A Scientologist and his money are soon parted.
by Justin June 19, 2005
The religeon founded by L. Ron Hubbard. The subjects name means scio, which means knowing how to know in the fullest sense of the word. Ology, which means "study of". So it is actualy study of knowingness. That is what the word itself means.

The Scientology religeon helps people in their life in a variety of ways such as riding the body of toxins with the purification rundown and performing "drills" which help the person confront and help their comunication skills. They have a variety of courses to improve the mind such as the comunications course and many more.

Scientology is a sworn enemy of psychiatry. Psychiatry is an evil that has ruined millions of lives. We are led to believe that psychiatry helps the mentaly ill but that is a lie. Mental illnesses don't exist. Depresion, ADD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, etc do not exist. Psychiatry is an authoritarian, evil group that force drugs people with mind bending poison and shock therapy in the name of helping people. In some cases that causes them to murder their family. When you hear on the news that someone has murdered their family for no aparent reason you can bet they were on psych drugs.

There are many lies put out about Scientology, such as them being refered to as a "cult" and a fraud. This is nothing but propaganda put out by psychiatry and the global elite. Scientology is one of the only true threats to psychiaty and the global elite.
By seeking to obscure what the Scientology religion is, psychiatrists have instead revealed the truth about themselves.

Psychiatric front group label of Scientology as a “cult” is only one more mistake by psychiatry.

The work done to uncover the malicious intentions of psychiatry toward man and to wipe out the attack has been and is being done by the directors and staffs of Scientology organizations on five continents and by the millions of Scientologists and friends over the world.

The Scientology movement is not pushed by one man, it is pushed by millions.

If you champion the dignity and freedom of mankind, you are a Scientologist at heart if not by name.

We are no cult. We are the most able technicians in the field of the mind on the planet and are the only skilled experts in this field who can produce uniformly beneficial and permanent good results. We now outnumber psychiatry by about 100 to 1.

We believe in mankind. We can and are helping man, our countries and society.

We are not “one man.” We are millions and we are everywhere.


L. Ron Hubbard
by GRU-Sniper March 11, 2007
The ability to place negative thoughts in a Christian's head by simply saying this single word. Similar to the word holocost to a Jew, brings on fear and predictiable conditioned responses from Brainwashed Catholics, baptists, Muslims and other ignorunt swine. Strikes fear and contempt in a Christian's head.
To be a student of Scientology, is to be free of Religous teachings and conceptual hatred of your fellow man.
by L.Ron. Cubbard March 31, 2008
A subject that quite a few people think they know ALL about without doing any real research.

The owners of the mainstream media (i.e. the owners of this planet) rely on the hypnotic gullibility and suggestibility of a large % of Earth people.

This fact ensures that people spend countless billions of dollars on psychiatric drugs every year and support war while mindlessly attacking a subject which can help create a sane civilization on Earth.
Joe: "Scientology is a weird brainwashing cult!"

Bill: "Scientology is actually just a subject, but tell me, how many Scientology books have you read?"

Joe: "None, but I did watch a TV show about it and I just repeat what I hear since I can't think for myself."

Bill: "You dumbass!"
by Anonymous Alien October 27, 2007
The only religion PROVEN to increase sanity.
"Scientology is the means to achieving perfect mental clarity."
by Reverend Jacob K Reist February 13, 2008
Scientology was founded in 1952 by L. Ron Hubbard, an American science fiction writer and author of the best-selling book "Dianetics" (1950), which launched a popular self-enhancement movement out of which the Church of Scientology emerged.
The name Scientology means "knowing how to know," and it maintains that it "constitutes man's first real application of scientific methodology to spiritual questions." Scientology asserts it is not merely a belief system but a mode of action, and it has a complicated vocabulary of its own. Its basic postulate is that experience, in this or in previous lives, is recorded in the brain as a series of "engrams." These engrams are revived and reinforced by recurring similar situations and always cause inappropriate and self-defeating behavior. One's goal of Scientology is to "process" or clear these engrams and become more self-determining. By erasing these accretions from one's present and past lives, one releases the essential, spiritual self or soul called the "thetan." Scientology has ministers who perform some religious rites and sacraments, but their main function is individual counseling. Scientology is tightly organized from the top down, with a close-knit inner circle and many highly committed adherents, including such celebrities as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. The church has impressive property holdings as well as a history of conflict with the U.S. and British governments.
L. Ron Hubbard's best-selling book "Dianetics" is probably the closest thing to sacred scriptures for the Church of Scientology.
(BTNH)HEY look a bunch of crackers (CTONN)ha ha ha ha ha hahhahah /scientology guy/ we are not crackers (BTNH) FUCK U damn blue eyed cracker
by BTNH February 04, 2005
"Scientology is knowledge. That's all Scientology is. The word Scientology means knowledge. That's all it means. Scio means knowing in the fullest sense of the word. Many people believe this is named after "science." No, is's scio; knowing in the fullest sense of the word; studying how to know in the fullest sense of the word. But this is the same word as Dharma, which means "knowledge"; Tao, which means "the way to knowledge", Buddhism, which means "the way to spiritual knowledge." It's an old word, a very old word. It happens to contain within it today possibly the bulk of what is knowable in terms of theory that is immediately knowable to anyone anywhere."
Who cares what happens when others do not? The Scientologist. Who can help handle criminality, drug abuse , illiteracy? Anyone who choices to get Scientology applied. Who are the Scientologists? Those who are opinion leaders in the arts, science's and technology.
by MaxLogic June 10, 2005
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