schnoogable
it took all the will power i had not to smash my face in his schnoogable hair and inhale it up my nose
schnoogable by I SO TOTALLY CREATED THIS WORD RIGHT NOW I ROCK SO HARD November 30, 2003
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schnoogle
1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.
2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)
2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)
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schnoogle
Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\
Function: Noun, verb
Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism
1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.
2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.
Function: Noun, verb
Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism
1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.
2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.
noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'
verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'
verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'
schnoogle by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010
Schnoobler
Schnoobler by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008
schnoobler
A person who 'schnoobles', or 'gets into peoples buisness'. A word Created and used by Spencer now spreading onto bigger audiences of users of the word Schnoobler.
schnoobler by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008
schnooble
schnooble by Frodginald November 10, 2013
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