Schniedel

German word for penis.

Schniedel by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

schnider 

Schnider, also known as schnide, is north-eastern slang for cheap alcohol such as cider, perry, and vodka. It also can be used as a Noun.
It can also be used as a verb.

Noun; "Whatcha drinking?" "Schnider"
Verb; "theres a car coming, quick schnide!"

schnider by Dean Blake April 2, 2007

rob schnieder 

From South Park episode "The Biggest Douche In The Universe"

we came up with our own::

"rob schnieder is the letter Z !"

"rob schnieder is ellen degeneres !"

"rob schnieder is not dane cook !"

rob schnieder by love-rectangles April 29, 2007

schnieds 

schnieds is a word much like smurf, it can be used in different ways. getting a skimp bag is the schnieds, while conversely ,if the weed itself is of poor quality ,its the schnieds. has positive connotations in rare instances,; also see: shteedpones

"man,thats some schniedley shit,that kid knows we've got a digital scale too!"

schnieds by eric October 22, 2003

schniedbomb 

A man with a ginormous penis and gets all the ladies at his school. He is extremely intelligent and SUPER athletic. His cock will LITERLY destroy you.

"Damn Cathy, SCHNIEDBOMB destroyed me last night... His cock was SOO huge.."

schniedbomb by SCHNIEDBOMB July 19, 2016

Schnied 

A fake. A cheap copy. An inferior product that is trying to imitate a well known quality branded item.

Mate Dave: “Fellas, fellas, check out my new watch”
You: “Rolex?!? WTF? You won the lottery or something?”
Mate Dave: “Nah mate, it’s a schnied one. Only 20 quid. ..”
You: “Wooah, you had me there for a minute!”

Schnied by beastfromeastlondon January 9, 2019

Schniedelwütz

It basically means Penis or Dildo in German and i’m pretty sure the real word for penis in german is Penis but i don’t really like that. And Schniedelwutz sounds way more German-like and funny.

Ich habe eine große schniedelwütz!
Bruh what?

I said I have a big dick you dumb shit

Schniedelwütz by miercom August 3, 2021