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1. smurf
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A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.
"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
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"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
by Amber Almighty Jun 4, 2004 share this
2. smurf
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Can take the place of any number of verbs.
I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
by Weirdboyscott Jan 6, 2003 share this
3. smurf
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To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
by stefan the boy wonder Mar 2, 2004 share this
4. smurf
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A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.
I think I'm going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
by ViS May 14, 2003 share this
5. smurf
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Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
by anonymous Apr 5, 2003 share this
6. Smurf
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A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word
Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
by Sam Wolfand Mar 28, 2005 share this
7. smurf
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Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."
We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.
by GringoSuperStar Jun 2, 2003 share this
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