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A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible. "I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!" "I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere." "You smurfed HIM?" "uh..." "YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!" bang! "Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy! |
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A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name. I think I'm going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
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Can take the place of any number of verbs. I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
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To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis. Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
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Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
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anonymous
Apr 5, 2003
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A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot? Smurf 2: smurf yea Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf smurf 2 you smurf it |
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In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.
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