Top Definition
A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.
After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.
by j-nine October 30, 2006
4 more definitions
The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.
Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"
by sammyg056 May 05, 2014
To partake in liquidy butt-sex
I totally schnided this chick last night. It was all bad.
by squishy666 March 20, 2009
The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.
When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.
by Justin Shore April 24, 2007
Meaning Small, Pathetic or Puny
You are packing some schnide beef
by Nerox January 13, 2007

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