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Dr Howard Schnider 

A man who was used as a social experiment at creating everyone's worst nightmare for dentists.
Oh god, Dr Howard Schnider is back in business and ready to strike again.

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.
Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck
Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....
Schnide by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.
Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

Dan Schneider Laugh Track 

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.
Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*