eric's definitions

D'oh

Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also implying that another person has said or done something foolish.

Person 1: Hey, man. I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: D'OH!

Person 1; Hey! Where are your pants?
Person 2: D'OH!

by Eric June 10, 2004

devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003

Myspace Whore

A person who consumes most of their time on the internet website myspace.com. These people are often loved by their scene friends. An addiction is often present in these people.

"Look at that loser girl over there, she takes revealing pictures of herself and tries to get guys as a myspace whore"

by eric February 28, 2005

jack-off jill

a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"

i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was

by eric October 22, 2003

Tripping the Light Fantastic

Original name of the second Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. Often referred to as just The Light Fantastic

Tripping the Light Fantastic has Rincewind the Wizard in it.

by Eric July 21, 2004

FUPAGE

1:Derived from the word FUPA; meaning Fat Upper Pussy Area. 2: Excessive cellulite located just above the vaginal area and below the abdomin

That girl has massive FUPAGE, then why is she wearing such a small top

by Eric March 27, 2003

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.

Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.

by Eric January 29, 2004