eric's definitions

crime

something very bad a country did

Dang Iraq committed a crime. THose shitheads!!!!

by Eric April 19, 2003

paranoia survivor max

a remix of the song "paranoia" which first appear in the first mix of dance dance revolution, a popular dancing video game. this song clocks in at 290 beats per minute (BPM) and made its first appearance in DDR's 8th mix, also known as extreme. the set of steps on the "challenge" difficulty make up the absolute hardest song to ever appear on any of the eight mixes.

by eric September 25, 2003

hoary nether regions

the ungodly hell regions where one's soul is relegated if one does not live a good life,supposedly

" the dreadful ogre-beast inhabited the hoary nether regions"

by eric October 22, 2003

slipknot

Despite what people say about only poser goths listening to them I actually find there music to be pretty good. If they werent main stream they would kick some ass.

My favorite Slipknot songs are "Before I Forget" and "Duality".

by Eric January 23, 2005

shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by Eric July 9, 2004

FUPAGE

1:Derived from the word FUPA; meaning Fat Upper Pussy Area. 2: Excessive cellulite located just above the vaginal area and below the abdomin

That girl has massive FUPAGE, then why is she wearing such a small top

by Eric March 27, 2003

Shenanigans

The name of a game played 24/7/365 by people who know of its existence. The game is played by first saying "Shenanigans", then, the person who said it is allowed to hit or otherwise hurt anyone within earshot of them at the time that they said it. The main target tends to be the groin on males and the chest on females. People who are within earshot when "Shenanigans" is said must say the word "Mulligan" as soon as they hear it to prevent being a target. If someone is hit either before or while you are saying the word "Shenanigans" or after they have said "Mulligan", you are considered to have cheated and they get a free hit on you. Note that saying "Shenanigans" lasts indefinately until each person within earshot has said "Mulligan"

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!" *smacks Tom in the groin*

or

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!"
Tom: "MULLIGAN!"
*Bob hits Tom in the groin*
Tom: oooh, that's a free hit! *smacks Bob in the groin without penalty.*

by Eric February 8, 2005