eric's definitions

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by Eric June 17, 2006

Demohorew

A depressed, emo whore who just happens to be Jewish

THe Frieden fro is such a demohorew and she should just go shoot herself in the head.

by Eric June 17, 2006

coldclock

same thing as coldcock; to attack someone unexpectedly, usually with a blunt object and or pistol. it is often used in an attack primarily aimed at a persons head.

i laughed my ass of when johnny got coldclocked by debo's pistol.

by eric June 17, 2006

TA

an abbreiation for the car called a Pontiac Trans-Am

Dude my cousin's TA is a piece of shit.

by Eric June 18, 2006

ma fucker

A mother (including mother in lesbian and gay relationship) fucker. Someone who fucks a mother.

You crazy ma fucker. You know what that ma fucker said to me. Mom - Hey little Billy, wanna be a ma fucker?

by Eric June 18, 2006

Ma Fucker

A human being who 'fucked' a mother. (The mother can be a man if homosexual). Ma Fucking is the thing to do. No man or woman is complete without a nice Ma Fuck-ing.

Hey Timmy you little Ma Fucker. I fucked Sandy making me a Ma Fucker. You crazy Ma Fucker.

by Eric September 2, 2008

tittygooch

When a woman with abnormaly long breasts that sag like Aunt Jamima apear wrinkly like a mans under-sack otherwise known as 'The Scrotum'.

Shit ma fucker! Check the tittygooch on the grandma prune bitch ova there, nigg!

Alright, so I was fuck'n dis 29 year old blonde but could not continue when I saw her nasty-ass tittygooch.

Evan's mom has an abnormally large tittygooch

by Eric June 18, 2006