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farkent

The closest of close calls.
JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.
by Eric April 5, 2005
mugGet the farkentmug.

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa
"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"
by eric October 11, 2003
mugGet the carpismug.

NOFX

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever
by eric September 20, 2003
mugGet the NOFXmug.

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.
Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow
by Eric July 6, 2005
mugGet the luncharowmug.

new

That which is not old.
by Eric November 4, 2003
mugGet the newmug.

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.
That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!
by Eric February 9, 2004
mugGet the Assfaggotmug.

palden

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.
by Eric June 18, 2003
mugGet the paldenmug.

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