1. A very addicting game that will waste a lot of your time/money/life.
2. A game to get humiliated on by people who play Diablo 2 24/7.
3. The Devil himself reincarnated into one of the most addicting games in the world.
4. the killer of sex!
Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up playing Diablo 2 all night
Guy 2: You need to get laid.
Guy 1: Your just a jelous nub cuz i got a perfect torch and 80 hrs
Guy 2 : No seriously, you need to get laid.
A fictional story created for women or homosexual men who are insecure and need to get laid big time.
Fan: OMG!!! Twilight is the best story ever!!!
Man: You really need to get laid.
|3.||I like you for who you are|
Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."
something that you need to know how to do if you want any hope of getting laid.
If you want ever want to get laid, learn how to dance.
|5.||National Fuck Festival|
A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station
(fawls-hahy-merz) A condition that causes memories to be twisted, exaggerated, or to materialize out of nowhere. Falseheimer's victims follow a pattern of exaggerating the length, the intensity, or number of occurrences of events by a particular multiplier. Victims of this condition may also claim to have thought of something first even when they have no clear evidence or memory of how it happened.
Your family watches Donnie Darko. The part is seen when Donnie calls his mom a bitch. You yell at your mom to not get in front of the TV to change the volume, but she proceeds to do so several times. Thirty minutes later she mentions not only of you yelling at her, but she also claims you have called her a bitch, which you have not. Mommy has Falseheimer's.
<noun> intercourse in which the agitating characteristics apparent from one's lack of a sex life are trumped; usually refers to the instance in which a repressed male is laid by a woman, and is particularly suggestive of sex where the woman takes up the dominate position of riding the male from on top.
(1) Man, you definitely need to get laid.
(2)<verb> She laid him out like Sunday's ironing.