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1.
Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so it is someone who lives in Germany.. and is trying to make a living by making shoes while running away from the nazi's in the shoes they have made. it is also someone who knows how to pronounce many consonants in a row in a single word, without sounding like a dumbass
Taylor means shoe-maker in English, and Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so sucks if your name is Taylor Schneider

Schneider is pronounced SHHHHneider....NOT ssssssneider
by SOMEONEschneider April 02, 2008
 
2.
A handjob given in a school library.
Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.
by ThatNewDrizzyDrake September 30, 2014
 
3.
small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.
"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"
by tigerfat May 18, 2009
 
4.
someone who constantly comments on everything on Facebook, waits watching the screen for new posts then pounces like the post predator he is.
post...hi mum
post back....hi son
the schneider would comment on this "how sweet"
by landy May 08, 2014
 
5.
A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.
Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.
by lilbuddha August 11, 2011
 
6.
Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.
Jeff always says such funny shizzle. He is such a schneider.
by KingMotan November 10, 2010
 
7.
Whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your penis using your thumb in successive motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha
by El1Porter August 07, 2014