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Schmidt-faced 

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.
-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!
Schmidt-faced by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009
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schmitt-faced 

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
schmitt-faced by udanonymous April 28, 2008

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.
Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,
Schmitt Faced by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

schmitt-faced 

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
schmitt-faced by boing757 June 2, 2009

Schmidtfaced 

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam
Ready to get schmidtfaced !
Schmidtfaced by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Schmitfaced 

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.
Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!
Schmitfaced by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019
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