Top Definition
A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis
by pseudonym 1 October 02, 2013

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