getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
by udanonymous April 28, 2008
Can you define these popular missing words?
The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.
by Sportsnet2020 October 22, 2009
To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
by boing757 June 02, 2009