pedro sanchez stache 

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite

Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends

pedro sanchez stache by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

Dirty Snachez 

Almost the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, The Dirty Snachez is when you are having anal sex and pull out and put your penis back in her vagina. The thrusting creates residual poo to build up around her vagina.

I just gave my girl a Dirty Snachez last night! I woke up this morning to a Dirty Snachez

Dirty Snachez by Mudvayne559 February 16, 2009

Sack Sachez 

The act of moonwalking out of the way of a strike to the testicles. From the French, Sack Sachez literally translates into scrotum knowledge. Anyone who knows their scrotum knows not to get kicked in it. Getting kicked in the dick is no picnic either.

You know how I know you're gay? You Sack Sachez every time a girl tries to touch your penis.

Sack Sachez by funk potato September 8, 2009

dirty snachez 

It's actually called a dirty sanchez, and it is performed when the male sticks his finger up the chicks ass and uses the crap to give her a moustache

She wasn't too happy when i gave her the old dirty sanchez.

dirty snachez by Sam Childs July 23, 2003

Dirty Stanchez

Full, long, and dignified facial hair grown by an Asian male.

Not to be confused with the random stubbles of hair that appear on most asian males.

Also not to be confused with "Dirty Sanchez". Those are just wrong.

"Yo, check out that Dirty Stanchez, it's so incredibly attractive"

Dirty Stanchez by Asian Male May 6, 2009