( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november
? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends