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rusty bagpipe

when getting a blow job, she plays with your balls. she sticks her finger in your ass and you fart and cum at the same time.
My ex gave me a rusty bagpipe for my birthday, so i crapped on her hand.
rusty bagpipe by leetx86 September 5, 2007

rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten
I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me
rusty bagpipe by JPEB May 22, 2008

rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.
After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah
rusty bagpipes by Jordan John! December 30, 2005

rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.
While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.

rusty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.
I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.

Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!
Rusty Bagpipes by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009
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