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Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.
Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.
by PhilMcCrackin October 8, 2008
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Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!
by PhilMcCrackin October 8, 2008
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