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Roflmaneo 

An instance when someone happens to be rolling on the floor laughing with a kid named Maneo. This is an extremely rare occurrence for Maneo is not a very common name. Nonetheless, when a "roflmaneo" is completed, it can be the greatest thing ever.
Hey guys, look! There's Maneo! Let's go Roflmaneo with him!
Roflmaneo by mikeyperls December 8, 2010

roflcakes 

1. The physical embodiment of rofl in delicious cake form.

2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.
AIMNerd1: I got a speeding ticket yesterday.
AIMNerd2: roflcakes
AIMNerd1: wtf ?
roflcakes by MegaMelvin May 14, 2005

roflcake 

a delicious slice of cake with a side of OMG LOLOLOL OMG WUTUP LOL ROFL LOOOOOOOOL TRAIN WITH 1337SAUCE LEET HAX0RZ LOLS.

buuuuurn.
<1337sauce> why did snoop dog wear an umbrella. for drizzle.
<madeleine> OMG LOL ROFLCAKE
roflcake by Charles Darwin. June 11, 2006

roflmaornlw 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now, like whoa.
Person 1: "To which the barman replies: 'I was talking to the duck.'"
Person 2: "Holy cows, that was so funny, I am roflmaornlw! Thanks for sharing."
roflmaornlw by cmgsays July 14, 2010

ROFLMAOEAT

1. Acronym for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off eating a taco" normally used while in public or private chatrooms and on Instant Messaging services such as AIM or Yahoo! Instant Messaging.

Derived from roflmao.

Origin: April 26, 2008; California; Used in a conversation in a chat room from roflmao
Hotgirl606: Jeremy slapped my butt today!
Beachbum01: ROFLMAOEAT!!!
ROFLMAOEAT by ShinyBrit April 27, 2008

roflcake 

A roflcake is an bacincly ordinary brownie recipea but the the major difference is the amount of caffeine it contains. For 1 batch of roflcake (enough for 4 people)add about 3-4 g of caffeine, either take ordinary caffeine pills and grind them or find something simmilar. Guaranteed to make you feel happy and awake for atleast 5 minutes after conuming the meal.

(known side effects include paranoia, fever, headaches, aggression, death and leetness) - Warning do not take if you are either n00b or pregnant.
Oo Pete have you baked brownies?

No Susan, these are called Roflcakes and are quite good, why dont you try one?

Omfg pete these were really tasty.
roflcake by polpottan September 15, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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