A cross between a retard and a turd
"Leanne, you're such a returd!"
by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009
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(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.
Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
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Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.
Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.
by Captain Standley May 13, 2007
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An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.
He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!
by ahoythar. September 23, 2010
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Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.
Ehmagad, he is such a returd!
by Jaidee June 19, 2006
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Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us
by DaveyG1986 June 6, 2007
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