Top Definition
A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd
Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.
by Reba Dee September 06, 2008
A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
by foxwoot September 19, 2006
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