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relgon by chris giammarino March 24, 2008
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regont
Regont is a guy that can change your emotions in seconds, has the best voice to listen to and is very good looking, a trust worthy guy, and everyone deserves a guy like this in their life.
regont by StAyhiDdEn__ March 28, 2018
Religon
A destrucive idealogy when interpereted literally. The majority of religon was created in a time when We did not have realistic answers to the bigger questions in life- so we made them up in order to solve unrest. this lead to enlightening periods of time sutch as the dark ages, the spanish inquisition and the holochaust. Islam is the only religon left with a world threatening grip on it's people, whilst the other groups have lost considerable amounts of followers to Science, laziness or logic.
Religon is a matter of Faith and faith is to forfeit logic for lack of ambition to discover the truth... witch hurts.
Religon by MisterElvis October 18, 2008
Rellon
A cool ginger man. Tries to identify as a day walker even though he's pretty gingery. Loves big black braps. And cow patterned assholes. Will tell you he heard something from Pokemon magazine when he in fact, did not hear anything from Pokemon magazine. Overall a decent dude as long as you can read his sarcasm. 10/10 would brap.
relongation
after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
1-
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.
2-
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.
2-
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
relongation by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008
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