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4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

you're about to find out who i am 

a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail
Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"

you're about to get washed 

You are about to get beat at a game or loose a battle
I'm about to wash you in this game of 2k.

You're about to get washed.

If you're able bodied you can work 

So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."

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I think its "who", but really not.
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