ranch hand 

It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.

Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.

ranch hand by Crazy B January 9, 2005

ranch hand 

someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.

eh, him? he's justa ol' ranch hand.

ranch hand by Ferryn Maxwell April 2, 2004

ranch hand 

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

ranch hand by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

Ranch Hand 

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

Ranch Hand by AyCowboy June 8, 2014

ranch hand 

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

ranch hand by angel face April 10, 2004

ranch hand 

Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".

You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt

ranch hand by Tick April 1, 2004

Ranch Hand 

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

Ranch Hand by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023