lazyassloser's definitions

whipped

A man who does whatever his woman says

My friend gage is whipped

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

munchies

The want to eat after smoking a blunt. They use these words in movies like Dude where's my car, Half-baked,Dazed and Confused, And all of the Cheech and Chong movies (which are all stoner movies) Also the stoner word for regular snacks (Trust me I would know)

Whoo that's some good stuff, now lets go get snacks 'cause I got the messages.

by lazyassloser March 26, 2004

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

hoodie

a real cool article of clothing that is a sweatshirt with a hood on the back.It has a large pocket on the stomach could but is not limited to holding: Candy,pop,food,drugs,etc.

I own so many hoodies I've lost count

by lazyassloser April 27, 2004

homestar runner

A cool character off homestarrunner.com is white, wears a beanie, shirt w/ a star on it, and has no arms and is a terrific athlete. Borrows fondue sets and has a baseball bat headed girlfriend named marzipan.
Has a speech impediment and is annoying and funny all at the same time.

Flagrant error! I don't know what you did, but you sure messed it up you moron. Uh Oh! This does not look good for the homestarrunner.

by lazyassloser April 16, 2004

moonshine

A homemade drink high in alcohol. Also less commonly known as boomshine

Hey i know this girl Claritta that makes some real good moonshine

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

went down

the act of gettin on your knees and suckin cock. the past tense version of goin down

that bitch went down on me

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004