Radiclysmic is the theory that anyone or anything reaching "Absolute Radness" would inevitably cause the destruction of the universe through an intricate chain of subspace explosions, due to the overproduction of Rad particles in nearby stars and star clusters. Not unlike division by zero.
If "Absolute Radness" is achieved in deep space with no nearby stars however, it is hypothesized that there would be little to no repercussions. It is also hypothesized that nearby personnel would become "Totally Rad", phasing them out of what is known as "Weak Space", and into another dimension populated by all the raddest things and raddest people.
It's also an adjective to describe something really freaking awesome.
A mixture of the word "radical" and "cataclysmic". A powerful and large event with sick and awesome connotations.
"Yo Kyle that blood tsunami was soo radaclismic"
"Hey Nathan your mum's lasagne was radaclismic as fuck"
"Man that was trippy, I loved the part where it rained glitter and blood, shit was radaclismic"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.