Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Quickie Monster 

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

Quickie Monster by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015

Quickie

When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time

Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Quickie by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Quickie

A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.

A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."

Quickie by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020

Quicksilver

Quicksilver is no ordinary x-man, he has super speed and super looks. He is considered, among many to be a god. He is literally the best thing to ever happen to the marvel universe

Man #1 woah bro did you see quicksilver over there

Man #2 yeah man he's a total god

Quicksilver by Pietro Django Miximoff March 19, 2017

geezer quickie 

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

sour apple quickstep 

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008