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quickster 

A person who thinks they are doing something hip or progressive but fails at it - often of the hipster variety. Based on Netflix and their sub-company Quickster, which was a major failure and business flop.

A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.
You deserve a chaffing for being such a quickster. I mean who wears butt-tight jeans while riding a fixed gear bike in the hills of San Francisco anyway?

Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.
quickster by shayna shenanigans October 25, 2011

Quickster 

Someone who cums really fast when having sexual intercourse
Damn mark, he's the quickster
Quickster by Laika.rar April 27, 2019

Liquor Quicker dicker 

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.
Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
When ur just a quirky little quirkler little quicky quirkster and ur so quirky quirky quirky quirkstar
“Oh so ur a little quirkster huh ur a little f*ckin quirky little guy huh little quirkster”
Quirkster by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

Quackspertise 

Charlatan with falsely claimed skill or knowledge in a particular area.
Not really an expert, but a quack.

Quackspert (noun).
"State judges have the tools to ban junk science and quackspertise. It's time for them to follow the federal lead and start using them."

-David Bernstein, teaches at George Mason University School of Law and is the co-author of "The New Wigmore: Expert Evidence" (Aspen, 2003).
Quackspertise by MM_IV March 11, 2021

quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011