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1. geezer
In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. Sep 20, 2004 share this
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2. Geezer
A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...
watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'
by Neil Jan 8, 2005 share this
3. Geezer
1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
by IRON MAN Jan 29, 2005 share this
4. geezer
John McCain
There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.
5. geezer
According to Albert Goldman's biography on Lenny Bruce, it's the needle (or the whole device) that you use to push heroin into your blood.

(The book was originally written in the seventies and probably uses words in a not really wide-spread understanding.)
"...murmured old junkie devil Joe as he slipped the geezer into Lenny's tattooed left arm." (p. 141)
6. Geezer
slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.
Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.
by mook Dec 3, 2002 share this
7. Geezer
Slang An old person, especially an eccentric old man.

Different form of middle English word - guiser (gysar), masquerader. It means to dress in disguise

WORD HISTORY: The word goes back to a custom at Christmas where people would dress up and give presents to the poor. Normally it was old men who were well established who would dress up.
The geezer just walked right out in the road
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