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Quick Shave 

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.
Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"
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quick-save syndrome

The common psychological condition that results from spending too long playing video games with a quick-save/quick-load function. Symptoms of which include a desire to 'save' before making an important decision, in order to have the ability to back out should it go wrong.
Dude, I was about to ask a girl out on facebook, and instinctively pressed F5 just in case!
Woah, sounds like a severe case of quick-save syndrome

quick save 

A method for instantly saving the state of a video game, designed for pussies who cannot beat the game without cheating.
"Wow, Blaize, that F6 button is worn down."
"Yeah, that's cause I have to keep using quick save to beat any video game."
quick save by TerovThePyro April 30, 2009

Hot Drop Quick Save 

When you unexpectedly fall off the bed while having sex and land on your back and pop back up and act like everything is fine.
"What was that loud noise last night, Becky?
Darrin was over and that was a hot drop quick save!"
Hot Drop Quick Save by vandeb12 November 2, 2018

quicksave 

A function assigned to a key in computer games which allows manual saving of the game without having to enter the game menu.
1. Let's just quicksave real quick before fighting all those enemies so I can load if I lose a hit point or waste too much ammo.
2. I died and forgot to quicksave before! Now I have to backtrack through the whole level!
3. Quicksaving is for pussies!
quicksave by qubodup September 19, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026