*guy 2 saves guy 1 from a speeding car by tackling him out of the way*
*guy 1 hugs guy 2*
Guy 1: "thanks bro, I love you!"
*a tear rolls down guy 1's face*
Guy 2: "dry your Queerdrops bro, its no biggie."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'