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pulling a wilk 

Verb: To dump your girlfriend after an extended relationship over facebook for no reason

To dump your dime piece girlfriend when you are only a 5 at best so that you, a sigma nu "Genius" can mack it with the UF hotties.
Cool kid: Dude, i'm pulling a wilk!
Cooler kid: Dude, me too. Lets go build a fort and invite some sweet girls over.
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pullin’ a Wilkes 

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..
He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..