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Noun 1. A man named Joseph who excels at whatever it is that he does.

Noun 2. Variation of "Broseph" ; a friend who is so good at what they do that they could be considered professional.

Adjective 3. Characterization of an action that is seen as very well done; a task done at a professional quality or level.
i.e. Man, you threw that football like a proseph.

or

i.e. This fish taco is so proseph.
proseph by the verbanator February 18, 2011
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probephobe 

Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.
I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!
probephobe by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

prodephile

A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.
Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address
prodephile by Jack E. C April 6, 2009

proseshonal

Somebody who's gratification and general self-worth comes from getting all their mates wrecked and having a good time.
Oh Jordan's out? We'll have a great night. He's a proseshonal.
proseshonal by J-Dog The Great December 19, 2019

prisephany 

A person with good style and depression
She is a prisephany
prisephany by Pr153 December 3, 2020
I proseshoned when My days of being a vegetarian was up.
Proseshon by anonymous March 22, 2022
I proseshoned when my vegetarian days were over!
Proseshon by anonymous March 22, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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