The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.
John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.
#masturbation #procrastination #pornography #wasting time #fucking oneself
by Zooch101 June 06, 2011
The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.
#bored #revise #dull #wank #porn
by Kacius Clay January 14, 2011
v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
#horny #masturbation #jerk off #stroke #finger
by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 30, 2010
When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.
Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
#procrastination #masturbation #procasturnation #procrasturbating #castrating
by LOLKIT December 08, 2010
(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.
I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
#procrasturbate #procrasturbation #procrasturbating #procrasturbator #procrastinate #procrastination #procrastinator #procrastinating #masturbate #masturbator #masturbating #masturbation #celibacy #celibate
by Tre Day May 09, 2010
Masturbation as a form of procrastination
Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
#procrastination #masturbation #procrasterbation #procrasturbate #procrasterbate
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010
Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.
Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!
#procrastination #procrastinate #masturbation #masturbate #jack it
by Chispatr April 14, 2010
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