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pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.
by gofingr February 03, 2010
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When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff
Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation
by RANDOM ROD November 07, 2012
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When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.
Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
by LOLKIT December 08, 2010
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The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.
Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
by iublondie25 December 16, 2009
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Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm
Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded
by G·r·a·h·a·m June 05, 2005
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Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.
Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!
by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009
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1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.
1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"
by Master Procrasturbator October 15, 2009
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